This tour was bound to happen eventually.
Two of the biggest names in the average neon-splattered mall tween’s music world, Cobra Starship and 3OH!3, have come together for a nation-wide tour across America, called the “Too Fast For Love” tour. We’re surprised that they didn’t go the extra mile and type it as the “2 Fast 4 <3" tour, but maybe the bands too are realizing shtick is getting really old.
Joining them on tour is Travis McCoy, who is finally getting a start on his solo project after signing with T-Pain's Nappy Boy Entertainment last year. If the name doesn't ring a bell, you may know him better as the lead singer of Gym Class Heroes. McCoy also helped out on Cobra Starship's absurd debut single "Bring It(Snakes On A Plane)" by lending his rap skills halfway through the song. Though Cobra Starship has seemed to be ditching having someone perform the rap on-stage in recent live shows, we're pretty sure they'll be bringing that wonderful ten seconds of rap about a reptile back.
Of course though, how could we forget 3OH!3 who brought a rap even more wonderful... about Hellen Keller. On less sarcastic note, you can expect that this tour will be one of the hot tickets of the early year, considering both bands have shot high into the ears and eyes of the celebrity world. After you get Katy Perry or Leighton Meester to sing in one of your songs, you've definitely hit the top.
The "Too Fast For Love" tour starts April 28 in Milwaukee at Eagles Ballroom, and ends a few Summer-days in at the Festival Pier in Philadelphia. Tickets go on sale this Saturday.
Cobra Starship, 3OH!3, Travis McCoy, I Fight Dragons:
4.28 Milwaukee, WI @ Eagles Ballroom
5.02 Niagara Falls, NY @ Rapid Theatre
5.04 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
5.05 Detroit, MI @ Fillmore
5.07 Rochester, NY @ Rochester Institute of Technology
5.08 Danbury, CT @ Western CT State Univ.
5.09 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
5.11 Washington, DC @ 930 Club
5.12 New York City, NY @ Roseland Ballroom
5.15 Chicago, IL @ Bamboozle
5.16 Des Moines, IA @ Val Air Ballroom
5.18 Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue Mainroom
5.19 Kansas City, MO @ Uptown
5.21 Denver, CO @ Fillmore
5.22 Salt Lake City, UT @ In the Venue
5.23 Reno, NV @ Grand Sierra Resort
5.25 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatr
5.26 Seattle, WA @ Showbox
5.28 San Francisco, CA @ Warfield
Cobra Starship, 3OH!3, Travis McCoy:
5.29 San Diego, CA @ Soma
5.30 Anaheim, CA @ The Grove
6.01 Los Angeles, CA @ Club Nokia
6.02 Phoenix, AZ @ TBD
6.04 Dallas, TX @ Palladium
6.05 Houston, TX @ Verizon Wireless Theatre
6.07 Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
6.08 West Palm Beach, FL @ Pompano Beach Amp
6.09 Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
6.11 Philadelphia, PA @ Festival Pier
